Good news: I have found the perfect combination of food that give me horrible smelling gas.
Bad news: I have horrible stomach pains and explosive diarrhea.
More bad news: AJ has a cold and can't smell anything.
So what is the secret to my success??? Here is what I ate today, although I'm pretty sure it's only the food that I ate tonight that sealed the deal.
Breakfast: 10 a.m. I had a bacon, egg and cheese from Panera on an Asiago bagel with a medium coffee (cream and sugar)
Lunch: 3:15 p.m. AJ gave me half of a ham and swiss sandwich from Panera
Dinner: 5:30 ish Here is where I went for the kill. I had about 5 or 6 small green peppers left over from Duke's garden and about 5 large white mushrooms. I chopped up the mushrooms and sautéed them in olive oil and sprinkled on some garlic and seasoned salt. It was enough to fill an entire plate and I finished all of them. We all know how much I love mushrooms. I chopped up the peppers into slices and roasted them in the oven. They were also doused in olive oil with garlic sprinkled on them. I ate ALL of the peppers. Combine that with 2 bites of chicken and 2 glasses of apple cider.
About 20 minutes ago, I had some serious stomach pains and some serious gas to go along with that. It is rancid! It's ok that AJ can't smell anything, I now have the recipe and that's all that matters!
This is going to be me one day
