Monday, October 12, 2009

UPDATE: Victory is mine! (sort of)

Good news:  I have found the perfect combination of food that give me horrible smelling gas.

Bad news: I have horrible stomach pains and explosive diarrhea.

More bad news:  AJ has a cold and can't smell anything.

So what is the secret to my success???  Here is what I ate today, although I'm pretty sure it's only the food that I ate tonight that sealed the deal.

Breakfast:  10 a.m. I had a bacon, egg and cheese from Panera on an Asiago bagel with a medium coffee (cream and sugar)

Lunch: 3:15 p.m.  AJ gave me half of a ham and swiss sandwich from Panera

Dinner:  5:30 ish    Here is where I went for the kill.  I had about 5 or 6 small green peppers left over from Duke's garden and about 5 large white mushrooms.  I chopped up the mushrooms and sautéed them in olive oil and sprinkled on some garlic and seasoned salt.  It was enough to fill an entire plate and I finished all of them.  We all know how much I love mushrooms.  I chopped up the peppers into slices and roasted them in the oven.  They were also doused in olive oil with garlic sprinkled on them.  I ate ALL of the peppers.  Combine that with 2 bites of chicken and 2 glasses of apple cider.

About 20 minutes ago, I had some serious stomach pains and some serious gas to go along with that.  It is rancid!  It's ok that AJ can't smell anything, I now have the recipe and that's all that matters!


This is going to be me one day

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