I've recently noticed that all DHL delivery drivers are extremely good looking. I've seen about 10 in the past week and they've all been hot! I wonder why this is, maybe it has to do with those brightly colored red and yellow uniforms. I'm not sure but keep it comin!
So last night I started to drink that bottle while at work AND (this is the best part) I managed to open it without a corkscrew. I used a screw and a hammer. I know, i'm a genius. Next thing I know, it's 11:00 and I drank the entire bottle! It was one of those large sutter home bottles. So needless to say I was shitfaced and I pissed the bed. (big surprise there right?) So I have to wash the goddamn sheets AGAIN. If anyone out there ever sees me black out drunk (it's pretty obvious), PLEASE make me go to the bathroom before I go to bed. No matter what I say, just make me go. I guarantee whatever you say to me I won't remember so don't be nice.
I'm in a way better mood today, the callers are a little less angry today. Thank god, I was about ready to choke a bitch. And now for the video of the day. Today there are two videos because I couldn't pick. The first one is this woman who is a weight lifter and while attempting to lift a weight, she pisses on the mat. Watch closely.
The second one is titled "Who Pooped in the Pool?" Enough said.
1 comment:
lol, the women in this family and pissing the bed, well, actually just you and jen. do you want me to get a big roll of plastic for you to set up on your bed every night before you drink?
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